I forced myself to watch FOX News' coverage of the Republican debate for half an hour just long enough to catch the Republican Presidential candidates pull out a Hillary Clinton effigy, mount her on a giant wooden cross and light her on fire, much to the delight of the audience.
OK, there wasn’t an actual Clinton effigy at the debate, but I was seriously surprised no one brought out a blowup doll in a bright yellow wig from under the candidates’ respective podiums and tossed it out into the audience. Blowup doll provided courteously of FOX News.
Each candidate took a good minute or two to rip into Clinton. Romney and Giuliani didn’t hold back on their view of Clinton. Giuliani took the liberty of deconstructing one of her quotes, which was, “I have a million ideas, America can’t afford them all.” Giuliani quickly responded, “No kidding Hillary, America can’t afford you.”
Har-har-har.
Watching the Republican debate was like getting a small glimpse into an exclusive Boys’ Only Club. At one point, Giuliani thanked Florida for the 2000 election.
He blew Florida a freakin’ kiss, man.
How can you call yourself a politician, who respects the forum for democracy, and then blatantly spit in the face of an institute by tossing the entire election system because thehanging chads of America are just one too many to deal with so why bother going back and re-doing it. Thank you, Supreme Court of the United States, for your incredible disservice to the America people. Blows kiss.
With the Republicans so sure that they will meet Clinton in the final dash for the White House, the candidates failed to mention Barack Obama name during that portion of the debate, which I found a little strange. I suppose since the media has dubbed Clinton the poster child of the 2008 Election, the Republicans feel confident that she is will be the beatable candidate – but I guess that also means they have eliminated Obama from their list of threats.
But in an exclusive club of old, industry savvy, conservative white dudes, the absence of Obama isn’t a total surprise. Did I mention Fred Thompson paraded his ideals of basic rights that come from of religion over the government? Someone needs to get schooled in government 101. Church; State; Separate.
See what happens when I turn on my T.V. – Cynical Super Woman.
OK, there wasn’t an actual Clinton effigy at the debate, but I was seriously surprised no one brought out a blowup doll in a bright yellow wig from under the candidates’ respective podiums and tossed it out into the audience. Blowup doll provided courteously of FOX News.
Each candidate took a good minute or two to rip into Clinton. Romney and Giuliani didn’t hold back on their view of Clinton. Giuliani took the liberty of deconstructing one of her quotes, which was, “I have a million ideas, America can’t afford them all.” Giuliani quickly responded, “No kidding Hillary, America can’t afford you.”
Har-har-har.
Watching the Republican debate was like getting a small glimpse into an exclusive Boys’ Only Club. At one point, Giuliani thanked Florida for the 2000 election.
He blew Florida a freakin’ kiss, man.
How can you call yourself a politician, who respects the forum for democracy, and then blatantly spit in the face of an institute by tossing the entire election system because thehanging chads of America are just one too many to deal with so why bother going back and re-doing it. Thank you, Supreme Court of the United States, for your incredible disservice to the America people. Blows kiss.
With the Republicans so sure that they will meet Clinton in the final dash for the White House, the candidates failed to mention Barack Obama name during that portion of the debate, which I found a little strange. I suppose since the media has dubbed Clinton the poster child of the 2008 Election, the Republicans feel confident that she is will be the beatable candidate – but I guess that also means they have eliminated Obama from their list of threats.
But in an exclusive club of old, industry savvy, conservative white dudes, the absence of Obama isn’t a total surprise. Did I mention Fred Thompson paraded his ideals of basic rights that come from of religion over the government? Someone needs to get schooled in government 101. Church; State; Separate.
See what happens when I turn on my T.V. – Cynical Super Woman.


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